Chapter 1
Two beans at your back
Two fist-sized filters, four tubes of blood and a bag that stores the result.
You have two kidneys, each shaped like a bean and about the size of your fist: about 11 to 12 cm long and about 150 g. They are not in your belly at the front but high up against your back, either side of the spine, partly tucked under the lowest ribs. We are facing the patient, so the patient's left is on your right. The right kidney sits a little lower than the left, because the big liver is above it.
Each kidney gets blood straight from the aorta, the body's main artery, through a short, wide renal artery, and sends it back through a renal vein to the inferior vena cava. The flow is huge: together the kidneys get about 1.1 to 1.2 litres a minute, about a fifth to a quarter of everything the heart pumps (see HeartClear), though they are less than half a percent of your weight.
What they make, urine, collects in the renal pelvis and is squeezed down the ureters, two muscular tubes about 25 to 30 cm long, into the bladder, a stretchy bag that holds about 400 to 600 mL. It leaves through the urethra. Sitting on top of each kidney is an adrenal gland, which makes hormones such as adrenaline and aldosterone.
Cut a kidney open and you see an outer layer, the cortex, and an inner medulla made of cone-shaped pyramids. Their tips drip urine into cups called calyces, which join into the pelvis.


